The Girls
Friday — October 10th, 2014

The Girls

Somewhat embarrassed to admit this sincerely happened when I was in line with Tina for Dita.  I don’t even think she knows this occurred, but oh man, when I think of it, it still makes me laugh.

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A couple months ago I moved 25 miles North to the top of the Bay.  I knew was in for a lifestyle change becoming a homeowner, but I was a bit ill-prepared on how it would effect my personal style.  I used to drive to work daily, which meant I could dress up to my heart’s content, and wear shoes that click clacked down the office hallway.  Now I bike and take the ferry to the office, having bought a cheap men’s bike off Craigslist to use for my commute. The non step-through frame means I can’t wear my usual go-to of circle skirts and dresses. I have to wear items like *GASP* pants and *ANOTHER GASP* cotton t-shirts.  It’s been a struggle to find the right outfits that still make me feel like me.

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Luckily I’m starting to get a bit more savvy in the commuter style department.  I felt pretty good in this number, being that it was mostly vintage.  And something I need to remember is that red lipstick ALWAYS makes me feel glamorous, no matter what I’m wearing!

Blouse: Vintage from Held Over on Haight
50s jeans: from OLL FB group
Sunflower print sneakers: Vans
Bakelite rings and bangles: various sources – from Ebay, to Relic Vintage on Haight
Wood watch: Fieldcrest in Maple, c/o Jord
Backpack: Jansport
Sunglasses: Prada knockoffs from a shop in Alameda

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I might as well call that backpack vintage, because it’s my backpack from high school!  All original patches from that era of my life!  And FYI Jansport has a lifetime guarantee.  I had kept this for a long time even when the zipper broke because it was special to me with all those patches sewn on.  When I learned about their guarantee I sent it in to Jansport and they fixed it for free!  I love that I’m able to use it again.

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It was also great timing when Jord asked if I wanted to review one of their watches for my blog.  Now that I have ferries to catch, I needed a timepiece that I could wear daily that would go with everything.  I couldn’t be happier with the watch I chose, the maple Fieldcrest. I love that it is subtle yet boldly unique. Their sizing instructions made it easy to ensure a perfect fit.

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Any ideas on what I can wear on the bike? Lately I’ve been eyeing 1960s scooter dresses with the built-in shorts. And I’ve even been searching for 1980s jumpsuits! Here’s to new sartorial challenges in life!

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*I was not financially compensated for this post. I received a sample for review purposes. The opinions are completely my own based on my experience.*

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Trading Back in Time

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As someone who has a full-time day job on top of doing stand-up, selling vintage pieces online has become few and far between.  For one, it seems harder to sell now, like there is too much, an over-saturation of vintage.  I’ve decided to only sell really special pieces in my Etsy shop.  Right now it’s filled with 40s novelty gems like this flamingo print silk blouse, these sunflower and heart print shorts, and this rayon Hawaiian beauty.  Everything else that doesn’t fit, doesn’t get love, I’ve been taking in to local vintage shops for trade-in credit.  It’s been fun to shop for myself using credit, getting items I would have a hard time splurging on with cash.  I’ve also loved trading up in quality.  Like I can take in bags and bags of vintage I don’t find incredibly special and use all that trade credit for one really special item.  Case in point – this amazing 1920s dress.

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I was so excited about this dress that I decided to play dress-up and make some decisions on what I would wear to my first time attending the Gatsby Summer Afternoon put on by the Art Deco Society of California.  From what I hear it can get really hot, so I’ll probably keep my kimono at home, but the parasol and fan will be useful accessories.

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1920s dress: trade credit at Pretty Penny helped to pay for 1/2 of this dress
1940s brown suede heels: trade credit at Pretty Penny
vintage parasol: trade credit at Buffalo Exchange
1920s kimono: trade credit at Mercy Vintage
1920s lapis ring: Christmas gift from my boyfriend
20s lapis and marcasite bracelet and 20s yellow glass pendant necklace: ebay

As you can see, this is an outfit almost entirely paid for with trade-in credit!  Consider trade-in as a way to recycle vintage.  It cuts the environmental costs of shipping items all over the world, plus you’re supporting your local vintage shop!

Will I be seeing you at Gatsby Summer Afternoon?

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Beauty is Embarassing

I heard about the artist Wayne White when the documentary Beauty is Embarassing came out a few years ago.  As a Pee Wee’s Playhouse fan, I was eager to see the brilliant artist behind the show’s design.  I hadn’t even realized before I saw the documentary that I had already seen his work on the walls at the diner in LA Fred 62.   I quickly bought the book Wayne White: Maybe Now I’ll Get The Respect I So Richly Deserve and became a life-long fan.  And as luck would have it I happened to see that Wayne White was having an art show in San Francisco at Heron Arts AND it would have large scale pieces – which are my favorite of his work!

I was going to a fashion event after the gallery opening, so I had fun dressing up.  I realized after this evening that I have to go to more gallery openings!  Not only is there usually an open bar, but there’s a real celebration and appreciation for art and beauty in all its forms – including fashion.  You can wear the most bizarre, the most intricate garments and the people at an art gallery will GET IT!  I got so many nice compliments and the outfit opened up conversations I wouldn’t have had otherwise with complete strangers.

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1930s inspired 70s Lim’s crochet dress: Ebay
1920s beaded applique and ribbon that I made into a headpiece from the Alameda Fasion Faire
1950s straw purse with raffia fruits: Midway Antique Mall in Sacramento
1950s raffia wedge slides: amazing thrift score
Abalone filigree bracelet, and turquoise ring: Mercy Vintage in Oakland, bought with store trade-in credit
Abalone ring and mother of pearl bangle: Ebay
Aqua bangle: Etsy

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I sneakily took this picture of Wayne White operating his large scale puppet of sorts (the cowboy character is putting on a boot).

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The Wayne White show Ass Kicking Contest closes on August 8th, so you still have some time to see it.  If you’re in or near SF I highly recommend a visit.

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Vines of California

One of the first times I hung out with Tina Vines she showed me books and pictures of vintage chain stitched rodeo suits, and she told me how much she wanted a machine, and wanted to learn how to chainstitch. A mere two years later and Tina is chain stitching up a storm, and I’m amazed at how quickly she has mastered the art form. I’m always inspired by people with passion who go and actually do the things they love, and Tina is one of those people. She just opened an etsy shop where she is selling her beautiful one-of-a-kind handmade chain-stitched purses.

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When Tina told me she wanted to make me a clutch, and it could literally be ANYTHING my heart desired, I had to take some time to mull it over. It’s overwhelming the possibilities!!! Should I get some cute 50s style kitschy lambs, because Mary Had a Little Lamb? Should I have poppies and the state of CA? Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein? Lizards to remind me of my boyfriend? What IS the purse where if I saw it, I would want it crazy bad??? Mid-falling asleep one night it came to me; LIPS and HANDS!

I think my love for hands and lips in fashion all started with Elsa Schiaparelli.

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Through Schiaparelli I learned of the influence and collaboration between surrealist artists and fashion designers like her work with Salvador Dali.  The impact art has on fashion, and vice versa – it’s a powerful and joyful thing.  Take for instance the hand earrings Pablo Picasso gifted to Frida Kahlo, that she wore and immortalized in a self-portrait.

The Victorian era loved hands.

And when there was a Victorian revival in the 1920s/1940s, hands appeared in loads of jewelry, fashion and objets d’art.

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It’s become my favorite vintage motif.  If this Dita Von Teese designed dress came in my size I would’ve bought it in a heartbeat.

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So I came up with a sketch of my design and sent it over to Tina including some of the above inspiration photos.

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And, Tina nailed it.

A closer look at my custom clutch by @tina_vines

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#ootd #ootn #personalstyle in a #1940s dress and custom @tina_vines clutch
1940s rayon novelty print dress: Alameda Vintage Fashion Fair
Clutch: Vines of California

The purse is made of a sturdy felt with a pearl snap closure. Tina even embroiders her initials on the back of the purse.  I will love it FOREVER!  I can’t recommend her purses enough, they are truly special works of art!  She has a bunch of awesome designs in her shop right now, and you can always ask her for something custom.
Go get your hands on some.

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MVN Jokes in July

I have a couple posts in the pipeline for this blog, but wanted to do a quick comedy update. After taking some time to focus on moving, I’m out trying to remember my jokes and doing quite a few shows this month. Come out if you can!

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For the first time EVER my monthly show Shit Creek is happening on a Friday!  You can get tickets here.

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Farewell Empress of China

San Francisco is losing another vintage gem, a place I had never ventured to before I heard of its closing – the Empress of China.  The doors close on 12/31/14, so if you are in the area, I strongly recommend a visit.

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Here is a picture of the “Rooftop Garden.”


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The lounge has sweeping city views including the lovely Coit Tower.

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I first came to the Empress for the Charles Phoenix Retro Holiday Slideshow a couple weeks ago.  I met my friends Tina and Andrea for the show.

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I opted to dress in an Asian-inspired Christmas look, featuring this amazing 1940s hand painted/beaded blouse.

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But, I had to work the evening of the show so I had to split right after and I didn’t have enough time to see the restaurant/lounge which features decor that has been there since it opened in the early 1960s.  So I organized a cocktail meet-up with some fellow comedian friends prior to the last comedy showcase of the year at the Punch Line.  It was the perfect excuse to hang out with comics, celebrate the end of the year, and say good bye to the Empress.


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This is indeed how it still looks; peacock feather sprays on the columns, gold filigree above tufted leather booths, and amazingly elaborate Asian chandeliers.

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I’m kind of in love with that floor.

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When you first walk in to the lobby, there are photos of celebrities and politicians who have visited the Empress.  I don’t know who this woman is, but I loved seeing her wearing a gorgeous turquoise squash blossom necklace and cuff.

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And possibly the best photo of all is this one of Jayne Mansfield with the owner.

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Here’s the gang:

I took the opportunity to wear my newly acquired 1920s kimono.  I brought in vintage to trade at Mercy Vintage in Oakland.  I tried on this kimono and it was freakin’ amazing, but I thought I should spend my trade credit on something more practical/sensible.  A week later after thinking about it constantly, and having DREAMS featuring it, I went back and got it.  I think it was the right move.  These pictures don’t do it justice, but it is stunning.  A work of art!

Goodbye #empressofchina You shall be missed. Wore my newly acquired #1920s #kimono Thanks to everyone who came out for drinks!

So, goodbye Empress of China. You shall be missed!  Are there any other vintage SF gems I have yet to see and appreciate before they disappear?
Merry Christmas everyone, and Happy New Year!

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vintage pinball style fun

The Vintage Pinball Style event was a success!  It really was so much fun.  Here’s a little round-up of some of the #vintagepinballstyle photos on instagram from users @tina_vines @galaboutmidtown @brighteyedco @likeatreeinthedesert @duetvintage:

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Tina and Derek of Golden West Sign Arts surprised us with a hand-painted show card for the event!

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I wish I got better photos of the exhibit, as these were just taken with my cell phone and they were taken before the exhibit was completed, but it gives you an idea of what it was like.  I was just ecstatic to share my vintage in a museum.  It’s like a vintage collector’s dream!

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Just finished hanging some of my #vintage collection at the #pacificpinballmuseum for #vintagepinballstyle and couldn't be more elated. It's a vintage collector's dream to have their collection hung at a museum. I'm just thrilled! See it on Nov 22! Ticket

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We transformed the room into a vintage boutique, and I have to say it looked damn cute.

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#vintagepinballstyle 1.5 hours left for the #vintage sale. Come on down!

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The vendors at the event: Brittany, Tina, me and Andrea.

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Andrea got some great pics of me singing with Nick Stargu, officially confirming that I’m a rock star!!!

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I got a wee bit drunk : )

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Andrea and Elisa being accidental twins.  See Elisa’s blog post on the event here.

IN CONCLUSION: Total blast.  I’m hoping this will become a biannual event.  Thanks for coming, and if you missed it, don’t do that next time! : )

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I hope all of you fellow Americans had a lovely Thanksgiving.  I spent it in Sebastopol at my Aunt’s house, where she lives across the street from a field of grazing cattle.  I can’t think of a more scenically appropriate place to spend Thanksgiving!

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The vintage purse and bakelite clamper watch are early Christmas presents from my boyfriend, they were pieces that were being sold by my friend at my Vintage Pinball Style event.  So I totally got first dibs, muahha ha ha!  And surprisingly my boyfriend said, “That’s a cool purse,” before he even knew I had put it aside for myself.

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It was my first time out in these Poetic Licence shoes, and I couldn’t be happier.  I definitely chose the right colorway, they will match so many of my outfits.  Plus, the low heels make them great for work and walking around town.

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The acorn brooch was my grandmother’s and it’s become a Thanksgiving tradition to wear it along with my 1940s felt leaves hat.  I’m pretty sure I’ve worn this hat on every Thanksgiving since I acquired it.  It’s pretty much the most perfect hat for Thanksgiving.

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1950s autumn colors floral dress with rhinestones on the neckline and back: scored it at a friend’s clothing swap party (Thanks Rita!)
1940s brown jacket: Skirt Chaser Vintage at the SF Vintage Expo
belt: from a F21 dress
1940s felt leaves hat, yellow bakelite initial ring: ebay
Bakelite clamper watch, purse, lapis deco ring: gifts from my boyfriend
Poetic Licence Whiplash oxfords c/o

Have a great holiday weekend!

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Vintage Pinball Style

If you’re friends with me on Instagram or Facebook you’ve probably seen my posts announcing the latest event I’m producing.  It combines almost everything I love in life: Vintage Fashion, Comedy, Music and PINBALL!  I’m so excited and I hope all you Bay Area/Northern California vintage-loving ladies can come.

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Tickets are only $15 (grab some here) and includes all day access to the Pacific Pinball Museum in Alameda, CA where 100+ pinball machines are on freeplay (no quarters needed!), a vintage fashion fair from 1pm-5pm, a Comedy Stylings stand-up comedy show at 8PM, and a 60s Dance Party at 10PM with DJ Derek See of Derek’s Daily 45 (check out his blog, it’s awesome).

Red Scott, photographer of my blog Comedy Stylings, took a bunch of great pictures of Tina and me for the event promotion and had to share them here.

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Can you believe the dress I’m wearing above was once a smock apron?  I turned it into a dress!  Also, please note the amazing art on that pinball machine.  Any vintage lover will go gaga over all the amazing art on these machines, from the back glass to the game board, to the sides of the machine… they are works of art!

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Tina snagged this 1940s set you may remember from this post.  But many more 40s era clothes, including some knit sets will be for sale at the event.  Including this super special one from one of my favorite posts ever!

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The fashion fair coincides with the Museum’s current Pinball Style exhibit.  Clothing and accessories ranging from the 1930s to the 90s will be for sale, from the personal collections of 4 stylish women, including 2 Etsy sellers (one being Bright Eyed Clothing Co), one being me!  All that leopard above will be for sale. Including almost the entire outfit from this post, and the most perfect Thanksgiving dress EVER seen in this post.  AND the most amazing super rare 1940s hand knit ice skating dress that Tina modeled here (in a total babely fashion, I must add):

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So please come play, dance, laugh and shop with us on Saturday, Nov 22. It’ll be so fun!  More info and tickets here.

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Feathers & Filth

When I started stand-up I knew of Joan Rivers and admired her, and when I saw A Piece of Work in the theaters, I became a true fan.  What an incredible woman.  When she died it stung in the way of knowing that we lost someone grand.

True comedy legend.  Hilarious.  Style icon.  Paved the way for women in comedy.  Could throw-down a heckler with the best of ‘em.  We will miss you, Joan Rivers.

That day she died I thought about her iconic style, her comedic legacy, and I had an idea.  I wanted to do a tribute show where all the comedians on the show had to wear feathers and huge statement necklaces and tell filthy, filthy jokes.  The show Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers was born.

On Oct 2, 2014 at Cobb’s Comedy Club SF comedians paid tribute to the goddess of comedy Joan Rivers by doing what she loved most, performing!  All comedians on the show were decked out in Joan’s style, wearing feathers, fur or sequins and huge statement necklaces while telling the filthiest of jokes. A portion of proceeds benefitted Joan’s favorite charities God’s Love We Deliver and the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Comedians on the show all shared that Joan-esque essence of edginess, razor-sharp wit and passion for comedy: Scott Capurro, Kelly Pryce, Pippi Lovestocking, Sandra Risser, Conor Kellicutt, and special guest Ronn Vigh, writer for Fashion Police! Hosted by Mary Van Note (editor of Comedy Stylings).  There was also a special performance from members of the SF Gay Men’s Chorus, and a short tribute video from Margaret Cho.  It was a really fun and special night.  Comedy Stylings photographer Red Scott was shooting back stage and those photos will be posted here throughout the week.   Deborah Norville said at Joan’s memorial service, "To all of you here—and to those who loved Joan: Go out there and make people laugh. DO something. Say Something. Wear something that makes someone else chuckle," she explained. "Take a video, put it on Facebook with the hashtag: #JoanRiversChallenge" She added, “Honor our friend by going out there and making someone laugh, so that the laughter Joan Rivers lived for—never dies.” 

I really put my heart into planning the event, and was so happy in the way it turned out.  Members of the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus opened the show with a couple musical numbers, and Margaret Cho made a short tribute video.  Fashion Police writer Ronn Vigh and I did a mock Fashion Police segment.  He told jokes that he wrote for the show, and I told the jokes that were rejected in front of a slideshow of celebrity red carpet photos.  And all comedians got dressed up and performed.  It was so fun.  At the end, in front of a slideshow of Joan, we had a curtain call with the song “Quiet Please, There’s A Lady On Stage” playing, the song Joan requested to be played at her funeral.  A portion of proceeds from the show benefitted Joan’s favorite charities God’s Love We Deliver and the Elton John AIDS Foundation.  The photographer Red Scott  who takes photos for my tumblr Comedy Stylings was there to capture the event, and I’ve been posting the photos over there, but wanted to share a few here.

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Ronn Vigh and Mary Van Note backstage after a successful mock Fashion Police segment. Photo by Red Scott, taken backstage at Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers at Cobb’s Comedy Club on 10/2/14.

Me with Ronn. Here are my outfit details:

1930s blue ostrich feather capelet: SF Vintage Expo
1990s Silver sparkly gown: gift from a friend
1920s era rhinestone headpiece: ebay
vintage Polly of California heels: ebay
Pearl necklace, silver teardrop earrings: thrifted a long time ago

Pippi Lovestocking Wearing a vintage Dior dress, thrifted in Los Angeles. Photo by Red Scott, taken backstage at Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers at Cobb’s Comedy Club on 10/2/14.

Drag performer and stand-up comic Pippi Lovestocking wore a vintage Dior dress.

The producer of Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers and the Mistress of Ceremonies, Mary Van Note. Dress: 90s era gown, gift from a friend 1930s blue ostrich feather capelet: SF Vintage Expo Silver earrings and pearl necklace: thrifted 1920s rhinestone headpiece: ebay Nail art by Sparkle San Francisco Follow Mary here. Photo by Red Scott, taken backstage at Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers at Cobb’s Comedy Club on 10/2/14.

Scott Capurro Wearing a vintage fur and necklace from the collection of Mary Van Note. Follow Scott here. Photo by Red Scott, taken backstage at Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers at Cobb’s Comedy Club on 10/2/14.

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Brendan Lynch and Mary Van Note
Brendan is wearing a vintage pink feather stole, and midcentury necklace from the collection of Mary Van Note.
Follow Brendan here.
Photo by Red Scott, taken backstage at Feathers & Filth: A Tribute to Joan Rivers at Cobb’s Comedy Club on 10/2/14.

Deborah Norville said at Joan’s memorial service, “To all of you here—and to those who loved Joan: Go out there and make people laugh. DO something. Say Something. Wear something that makes someone else chuckle,” she explained. “Take a video, put it on Facebook with the hashtag: #JoanRiversChallenge”

She added, “Honor our friend by going out there and making someone laugh, so that the laughter Joan Rivers lived for—never dies.”

We love you Joan!  For more photos from the event please go to Comedy Stylings.

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