Mary Van Notes

It’s official.  I want to be Lady Gaga.  My new years resolution is to be her.  I just told my roommate, “I want to be the Lady Gaga of comedy!”  What does that mean?  I don’t know, but it will happen.  I think I just need to befriend an experimental fashion design student… or I need to learn how to make amazing clothes myself.  I can’t even tell you how jelly I got when I saw her sporting Alexander McQueen’s 2010 collection in this video (you might remember some of the pieces from this post):

I want to walk in those shoes!  LITERALLY!  Guess what though… this week I feel I’ve made progress in my Gagafication.  I straight-up felt like a celebrity when I walked out of The Indra’s millinery studio with a box full of hats.  Indra, hat designer extraordinaire, performed on the same show as me a couple months ago (she’s an awesome performance artist as well).  After the show she said I could wear her hats, for freebies!  This woman has sold her creations to Dita Von Teese, people.  The hats are flat-out BOMB.  I’m gonna blow NYE up, San Francisco, watch yourself!

So, yes, I’d like to introduce you to my first official sponsor: The Indra Original Millinery